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DirkG

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13 Best New Vehicles for Tackling the Apocalypse
Car & Driver 3/20/20 <—— NOT NEW 2020 but still fun
https://www.caranddriver.com/features/g28249372/best-vehicles-apocalypse-2019/


Jeep Gladiator Rubicon
Event: Zombie Apocalypse
Strategy: Clean the place up.

Look, you don't call something a "Gladiator" unless it has those sorts of ambitions. Consider the new Jeep pickup's standard equipment (in Rubicon guise): Fox shocks, skid plates, beefy Dana 44 axles, locking front and rear differentials, and rock rails. The Jeep is big but not too big, and its off-road capability and toughness are assets to leverage when you'll be mowing down the undead and clambering around off the grid trying to evade spawning sites—um, we mean, former population centers.

You're probably asking, "But why choose the Gladiator pickup, when your stuff could be protected in the closed confines of the four-door Wrangler Unlimited?" Our easy answer? That the Gladiator represents the "on the offensive" option, both in name and layout. It's ready to fight, and its open pickup bed and removable roof panels make for excellent sharpshooter perches from which to fend off bands of groaning zombies. With the nation’s finest armaments left abandoned by the now-overrun military and useless to the undead, it wouldn’t be hard to utilize the Gladiator’s 1190-pound payload and stick a .50-caliber rotating machine gun in the bed.
Thats funny. There is no new vehicle suitable for the appocalypse. And no gps either!
Want to drive around. Get an old diesel like my Yanmar or a detroit diesel (pre-DDEC).
The modern engine sure wont tolerate old appocalypse fuel.
 
 







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