That was my first thought. Check for a tracking device. If found, think I would go to the local truck stop or drop it off a bridge with a coal barge going under it, or attach it to a railroad car.First thing you do is check the bag for a tracking beacon. Has no one seen No Country for Old Men?
After that- file as "Miscellaneous income" https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/reporting-miscellaneous-income. Better to give Uncle Sam his cut and have ~$300K "found" than spend time in Federal Prison
I can relate to this. I had 2 golden retrievers at the same time. Ran the sweeper every other day. Had green carpeting. Changed it a gold coloring that matched the goldens.
I hear ya, we had a Golden Box of Rocks (calling her a retriever would be an insult. We also had Golden/Chow/Wolf mutt that could put the Golden's amount hair around the house to shame. Between them they killed our first Roomba.I can relate to this. I had 2 golden retrievers at the same time. Ran the sweeper every other day. Had green carpeting. Changed it a gold coloring that matched the goldens.
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Everything I have found from the perspective of the IRS is that they really do not care about provable sources of income, just that the tax is paid for what is declared. Proving source only comes into play if you are taking deductions against that amount.
Last week, I got roped into a discussion with five engineers at work that the Star Wars trench run scene to destroy the Death Star was a metaphor for anal sex.Is he talking about the pooper?
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LOL,I thought you were a moral Pious Man @Y-Guy ? How do you know of such things?![]()