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[legacy_etu]

Saw a NFL player on last nights game wearing one. Just had to shake my head. Looked like he was impersonating a cow.....

 

[AmishMike]

Remember when tattoos and piercings meant something?

 

[Free2roam]

 

[DirkG]

I had this exact conversation with my wife this morning. I told her I now know why old people are so crotchety. They are jaded to the world because 98% of people are dipshits and you feel constant pain from a collection of injuries you've incurred over the past 30 years

 

[Rusty PW]

2 Bayer Back and Body aspirin and see me in about a half hour.

 

[Lunentucker]

 

[Lunentucker]

 

[Lunentucker]

 

[Y-Guy]

 

[Y-Guy]

 

[Y-Guy]

 

[Y-Guy]

 

[DirkG]

*** PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ***

Ladies and Gentlemen, note that bulls, cows, and pigs rock nose rings. If you don't want to look like bovine or swine, steer clear of this unfortunate nostril bling.

Gentlemen, note that this nasal piercing immediately narrows your employment opportunities to being a barista or after-school attendant.

Also, for the ladies, this garnish immediately drops you 4 levels. You were previously an 8? Now you're a 4. Congrats.

*** END OF PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ***

 

[Bananaman]

Remember when tattoos and piercings meant something?

I pride myself as being "different" by NOT having any of those things.

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