Back in my single days. Was in a local bar near the college. Was at a table shooting the breeze with a few friends talking about tattoo's. This college girl listening to us. Walks over and says, " I got a new tattoo, want to see it?" We all look at her. She unbuttons her jeans, and pulls them down with her panty's to her crotch. We can see a stick figure man with a lawn mower. Her bush is half shaved. The stick figure man looks like he's cutting her bush with the lawn mower. My friend John speaks up and says "think that guy needs a tractor with a bush hog. That's some thick hair." We all lost it.
