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[Free2roam]

Shuda this is dropping fast. F the other threads fo reel! Like this matters

The are just trying to keep up with the Joneses. (The Last Jeep I'll ever own) Epic fail!

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[Free2roam]

Someone's trying to take our thunder!!!

Not on my watch!

 

[Gren71]

I hate to derail this thread again butt how about this belly butt

 

[Trickster]

TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh*t'

DROP SAW : A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS : Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER : An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS : Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH : Used almost entirely for lighting on fire various flammable objects in your shop. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW : A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK : Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW : A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST : A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER : Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER : A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR : A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER : A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER : Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE : Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

ADJUSTABLE WRENCH: aka "Another hammer", aka "the Swedish Nut Lathe", aka "Crescent Wrench". Commonly used as a one size fits all wrench, usually results in rounding off nut heads before the use of pliers. Will randomly adjust size between bolts, resulting in busted buckles, curse words, and multiple threats to any inanimate objects within the immediate vicinity.

Son of a bitch TOOL : Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a b*tch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

Robertson square tip screwdriver: The best way to mess up a return item that requires securement with a screw.
Shipped wood shipping boxes to Europe with Robertson head screws.
Got a call from the receiver about the problem they were having
trying to remove the screws from a crate. Recently found out Robertson is a Canadian screw invention and not widely used .

 

[ShadowsPapa]

Robertson square tip screwdriver: The best way to mess up a return item that requires securement with a screw.
Shipped wood shipping boxes to Europe with Robertson head screws.
Got a call from the receiver about the problem they were having
trying to remove the screws from a crate. Recently found out Robertson is a Canadian screw invention and not widely used .

Pretty widely used around here for decades. I've used the square bits on deck screws for many years, they have been used in woodworking here for as long as I can remember. Most of the screws in my wood working shop use #2 square bits or screwdrivers.
You won't find them much in automotive because having been nearly bankrupted by shady European licensees, Robertson refused to license his invention to Henry Ford. Without a guaranteed supply, Ford turned to the Phillips-head screw, cementing its reign in American industry.

 

[DankjeeP]

Shuda this is dropping fast. F the other threads fo reel! Like this matters

In all reality, I think that stuff is handled really.

 

[DankjeeP]

I’ll try to find it here in TX some stuff is untouchable here though ?

I could ship you a bottle lol.

 

[DankjeeP]

Robertson square tip screwdriver: The best way to mess up a return item that requires securement with a screw.
Shipped wood shipping boxes to Europe with Robertson head screws.
Got a call from the receiver about the problem they were having
trying to remove the screws from a crate. Recently found out Robertson is a Canadian screw invention and not widely used .

Nothing Canadian is widely used. WTF were you thinking mate?? lol

Edit: I just built a shed from Canada that had those screws. Luckily it came with the bit. They actually worked just fine.

 

[VolatileA]

They got some weird shit for sale on the new bronco forum.lol

This is exactly what I expected to see when I checked back into this thread. A+

 

[The White Rabbit]

Knee Deep is up in Northern Cali. One very good triple.

May have to get it when I’m in Southern California for my son’s graduation from his military training.

 

[john#21]

@FullDraw_Overland

In the interest of keeping THIS thread perfectly off course and eliminating the possibility of it containing any actual technical information, I will draw your attention to............
https://www.jeepgladiatorforum.com/forum/threads/bent-frame-part-deux.52047/

@john#21 you should be ashamed

considering it is off topic to the origin of this post.

i’ll sleep like a baby.

 

[jeepers29]

I hate to derail this thread again butt how about this belly butt

I saw this way too eary in the day!

 

[jeepers29]

TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh*t'

DROP SAW : A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS : Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER : An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS : Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH : Used almost entirely for lighting on fire various flammable objects in your shop. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW : A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK : Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW : A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST : A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER : Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER : A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR : A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER : A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER : Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE : Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

ADJUSTABLE WRENCH: aka "Another hammer", aka "the Swedish Nut Lathe", aka "Crescent Wrench". Commonly used as a one size fits all wrench, usually results in rounding off nut heads before the use of pliers. Will randomly adjust size between bolts, resulting in busted buckles, curse words, and multiple threats to any inanimate objects within the immediate vicinity.

Son of a bitch TOOL : Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a b*tch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

Holy crap, I own all these tools.

 

[Beewdawg]

Holy crap, I own all these tools.

Please be careful
????

 

[Free2roam]

@FullDraw_Overland

post your bent items here

in

the last jeep
i’ll ever own thread

This post needs to be reported! In keeping with the true form of this nonsensical thread.
Kidding

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