Is your JT masculine or feminine?

[RIPLER]

I'll wait until it turns 4, then it can decide for itself.

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[ACAD_Cowboy]

I've had almost the exact same conversation with my wife about truck nuts, she wants to know what we don't have bumper bush, like a big furry merkin that goes around the receiver hitch. She does however concede that if the truck nuts had hair it would at least be far funnier. My counter is that they should get lower and lower with age and once they touch the road you know its time to buy a set of white wall tires and sock garters.

 

[furrymurray]

I'll wait until it turns 4, then it can decide for itself.

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[steffen707]

But if you dangled a labia off your hitch I bet you would be arested for lewdness in no time flat.

I guess we'll find out, lmao.

 

[steffen707]

When my gator green jeep is finally born it will sexually identify itself as an attack helicopter.

if that's what it identifies with, who am I to judge Joe....BTW, you're in Green Bay? did I already tell you to join the great lakes rally?https://www.jeepgladiatorforum.com/forum/threads/great-lakes-gladiator-rally.16176/

 

[steffen707]

what we don't have bumper bush

NICE! That helps me narrow down the choices for the truck labia/bush prototype.

 

[Texops]

WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!

 

[smlobx]

I’m surprised no one has said the only true and correct name ....

SPARTICUS!

 

[2020 SCRAMBLER]

My Rubicon color is (begrudgingly) Bright White. This is because I cannot wait (out of need to drive a vehicle vs. walk everywhere) until Christmas or New Year's to take delivery of my preferred color (Gobi).

My color selection was a process of elimination:

• Black = NO = too hot...scratches easy...hard to keep clean
• Red = NO = attracts too much attention (re: "Ticket Me Red")...not really a color at my age
• Silver = NO = color of my current car...and the car before that too
• White = only option left if I want to place order on 5/14...it's cool(er) in the hot CA sun...easier to clean...hides off-road scratches...looks OK with the red Rubicon accents

Result = ordered white Gladiator

Then my wife says "only women drive white cars".

To make matters worse, most all the photos I see on FB of new *Bright White* Gladiators show female owners.

Thoughts on white color...is it really a color most often selected by females?

 

[Texops]

I love that Gator & sting-gray but have red and love it . If i get board with it i will have it wrapped mat green or grey

 

[Skyhawk1755]

I think sports cars get female names because they are sexy looking and rugged utility vehicles get Male names because they are ugly and strong.

 

[PK2]

I reckon the Gladiator looks great in white!

 

[steffen707]

My Rubicon color is (begrudgingly) Bright White. This is because I cannot wait (out of need to drive a vehicle vs. walk everywhere) until Christmas or New Year's to take delivery of my preferred color (Gobi).

My color selection was a process of elimination:

• Black = NO = too hot...scratches easy...hard to keep clean
• Red = NO = attracts too much attention (re: "Ticket Me Red")...not really a color at my age
• Silver = NO = color of my current car...and the car before that too
• White = only option left if I want to place order on 5/14...it's cool(er) in the hot CA sun...easier to clean...hides off-road scratches...looks OK with the red Rubicon accents

Result = ordered white Gladiator

Then my wife says "only women drive white cars".

To make matters worse, most all the photos I see on FB of new *Bright White* Gladiators show female owners.

Thoughts on white color...is it really a color most often selected by females?

i drive a white van, lmao, i'm also taking possession of a white JT hopefully next month.

I'm not a woman, though I did bring up the truck labia, lmao.

Gator will look the best once its available.

 

[steffen707]

I think sports cars get female names because they are sexy looking and rugged utility vehicles get Male names because they are ugly and strong.

that does make sense. the smittybilt xrc bumper surely does look ugly and awesome.

 

[Rover_boy]

That's it.. I"m calling mine "Praetorian"

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