Humor

[Papa Tiger]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left.

The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
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[Papa Tiger]

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use gas lighting!
They most likely don't realize it with all the Throne, Constipation, issues from Pressure to
Achieve demands.

 

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[ExpoGuy]

Did you hear about the guy who lost 300 lbs of ugly fat in one day?

His wife left him.

 

[Dartboy]

What's the difference between a Hooker, a Mistress and a Wife?

A Hooker says "Faster, Faster!"

A Mistress says "Slower, Slower"

A Wife says "You should repaint the bedroom ceiling this weekend"

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