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[jjdustr340]

What if humans are nothing more than an aliens biosphere science project?

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[2terpsjeep]

Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

and why does cargo go by ship, but shipments go by car?

 

[kevman65]

Cake are square, pie are round........

 

[5chema]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Until he runs out.......

Or until he finds the forest, but the trees are hiding the forest...

 

[Rusty PW]

.

 

[kevman65]

 

[Rusty PW]

This reminds me of when I retired from the power plant. Had to fill out some paperwork from HR. On it, it asks what race I was. I wrote "Alien/Human Hybrid" for Other. Turn in the paperwork. Week later, I got it back and they wanted it corrected. I put down the samething again and sent it in. Got it back again, and sent it back again. Then I got a visit from HR. Kim wanted to know why I put that down. I said prove that we ain't. After our talk. She left chain smoking. Think she took up drinking again too. It's still on my retirement paperwork as "Alien/Human Hybrid".

 

[KevinM60]

This reminds me of when I retired from the power plant. Had to fill out some paperwork from HR. On it, it asks what race I was. I wrote "Alien/Human Hybrid" for Other. Turn in the paperwork. Week later, I got it back and they wanted it corrected. I put down the samething again and sent it in. Got it back again, and sent it back again. Then I got a visit from HR. Kim wanted to know why I put that down. I said prove that we ain't. After our talk. She left chain smoking. Think she took up drinking again too. It's still on my retirement paperwork as "Alien/Human Hybrid".

That sounds like an interestingly fun interaction.
It also sounds like she picked a bad week to quit drinking.

 

[HooliganActual]

I learn from the mistakes of others who follow my advice.

 

[Alfonz]

O

 

[remlemasi]

We made the front page!!!

 

[SPED1]

"The elites don't want you to know this but the duck at the parks are free you can take them home. I have 458 ducks."

 

[NULL POINTER]

Did you push all your fuses in?

 

[arosen1997]

Did you push all your fuses in?

Nah it's definitely a ground issue

 

[Free2roam]

Alright, page three. Keep it coming, can't give up now.

Give up this will never outlast the infamous "O" thread ya bunch pansies! Only 1221 more pages to catch up.

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