Typical Bronco Owner? Typical Florida Man? Just a Redneck?

[JDChris]

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WTF with everything being mirror imaged?

Some people out there want to do things only to annoy other people. His ringtone is one and flipping the video is another.

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[cuellar13]

To add to my earlier comment, not a typical FL man either. Again, we have a JTR, a Bronco, live in FL, and still have all of the pegs in our heads.

 

[Sublime]

About 20 years ago I was away on a business trip. We were in Pitsburgh and right after we landed we went to a bar near the airport.

I was single at the time and spotted a cute little butt in a pair of jeans. She turns around and she's clearly gotten breast implants. The girl clearly works out and all her real parts are awesome and the implants aren't too big so her body is pretty insane.

There is a band playing so I walk up to her and said something to break the ice. It works and she laughs and smiles at me. At that point I notice that several of her teeth are ROTTING away at the gum line. I really didn't know what to make of it. All I could think was that this girl has the time to hit the gym regularly. She has the discipline to hit it hard. She has the money for breast implants. And yet, she's walking around with rotting teeth like a hillbilly.

It was quite disturbing.

Meth will do that to you

 

[robinja]

In defense of Florida natives, the vast, vast majority of goofballs that make headlines are NOT NATIVE FLORIDIANS, but @#$@#$ transplants from other states. Listen to the accents and you will know exactly where most of the idiots come from.

 

[JDChris]

In defense of Florida natives, the vast, vast majority of goofballs that make headlines are NOT NATIVE FLORIDIANS, but @#$@#$ transplants from other states. Listen to the accents and you will know exactly where most of the idiots come from.

Yeah, only picking on Florida because of the whole "Florida Man" thing - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Man

 

[Rusty PW]

As a guy from Pittsburgh, I have to stick up for the women in this city with this comment. Not ALL of the women here have breast implants and go to the gym regularly. That is all.

I'm 30 miles south of the 'burgh. On the Mon river. I have to agree his statement. Wait until you go over the state line until WV. That's another story.

 

[Wheresjigs]

I feel like this guy just took a video of some guys truck in a parking lot, cant help but notice he didnt open the truck to show the inside...

 

[cdyoung9799]

I couldn't look away. It was like a train wreck the entire time. I kept telling my self to turn it off, but Daytona Johnny worked his voodoo magic and kept me watching.

God I wish I had that 3 minutes back.

And some kind of bird was in labor in the background. I hope it's OK.

 

[Rusty PW]

I feel like this guy just took a video of some guys truck in a parking lot, cant help but notice he didnt open the truck to show the inside...

Don't give anyone any ideas. Walk up to a vehicle. Start filming yourself and rip said vehicle apart, giving it a bad review.

 

[PDiddy]

There isn't even a 90k bronco. He also said those 18" wheels, tires and bull bar were stock. No theey are not. That was a non sasquatch badlands. Basically, a Rubicon. MSRP was probalby 52k.

He is a genious though, reviewing cars he finds in parking lots. Once he learns he can do a second take, after his dealer stops calling him, his channel will take off.

 

[jbmdux]

Guys a moron...Can't be more clear than that.

WTF with everything being mirror imaged?

I guess he was using his face camera on his phone, where you have the option to mirror.

 

[jbmdux]

Guy has $90k for a Bronco but can't take care of his teeth, lol.

This video is hard to watch. You've been warned.

Notice he doesn't open the door. I doubt this is his truck if it is he should get teeth before spending that kind of jing on a vehicle, any vehicle.

 

[OldFloridaMan]

In defense of Florida natives, the vast, vast majority of goofballs that make headlines are NOT NATIVE FLORIDIANS, but @#$@#$ transplants from other states. Listen to the accents and you will know exactly where most of the idiots come from.

As an old Florida Man (native) coming from a long line of old Florida Men (native) - ^ this.

Our crazy comes with a modicum of class...

 

[CarrieBob]

Ugh...sorry to be the buzzkill here, but there's a lot of judging going on. Everyone has different priorities and we certainly don't know his story. it's a pretty bronco! I'm super glad he's happy with it.

 

[BoHunt]

Guy has $90k for a Bronco but can't take care of his teeth, lol.

This video is hard to watch. You've been warned.

Of course he’s at Swampy’s Bar and Grille hahahaha. Also they don’t even make a Bronco Platinum…

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