Maul Crawler

[OVERLORD]

High winds here yesterday in the NE.

Leaving my first stop, traffic completely stopped on a busy country crossroad.

I rolled the window down and I hear yelling, a WOMAN (The size of the font, and the bold indicates that it was a woman of substance) screaming at the Cop. A tree is blocking the entire road.

He is trying to move it, with another passerby, good sized, and the tree is wedged between other trees.

Hey, I can help!

I leave my lane, and drive down, the Cop charges me, face red, he's primed by the Karen of substance.

"What the @#$% are you doing, the road is blocked, you're making things @#$%^&* worse!"

I have a JEEP, I have a winch, and I have a strap.

"Go to it!"

I drive over the log, strap it, pull forward easy, and snap the tree.

The woman is still screaming, "You let him through, what about me!"

Her Tesla ....... uh ........ gee ........ hmmmmmmmmm ........

The rest of the broken tree is moved off the road.

The Cop comes back, "I'm sorry man, there's trees down all over, wires too, and I was getting beat up here, here's my card, if I can help you sometime, call me."

Cool, made a buddy.

The OVERLORD to the rescue.

I luvs my JEEP!

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[Alpine Warthog]

And THATS how you do it! Cops need friends now more than ever. You've just earned loyalty from not just him but his whole Dept

 

[RenegadeBI]

High winds here yesterday in the NE.

Leaving my first stop, traffic completely stopped on a busy country crossroad.

I rolled the window down and I hear yelling, a WOMAN (The size of the font, and the bold indicates that it was a woman of substance) screaming at the Cop. A tree is blocking the entire road.

He is trying to move it, with another passerby, good sized, and the tree is wedged between other trees.

Hey, I can help!

I leave my lane, and drive down, the Cop charges me, face red, he's primed by the Karen of substance.

"What the @#$% are you doing, the road is blocked, you're making things @#$%^&* worse!"

I have a JEEP, I have a winch, and I have a strap.

"Go to it!"

I drive over the log, strap it, pull forward easy, and snap the tree.

The woman is still screaming, "You let him through, what about me!"

Her Tesla ....... uh ........ gee ........ hmmmmmmmmm ........

The rest of the broken tree is moved off the road.

The Cop comes back, "I'm sorry man, there's trees down all over, wires too, and I was getting beat up here, here's my card, if I can help you sometime, call me."

Cool, made a buddy.

The OVERLORD to the rescue.

I luvs my JEEP!

Good story & a sharp looking Glad!

 

[DirkG]

You, Sir, were part of the solution and not the problem. We need more people like you in this world. Great job

 

[Einsteiger]

I saw "maul" instead of "mall" and was expecting a bear in the bed of a Gladiator. This was better.

 

[Master_Cylinder]

Every time you post pictures of that thing with those white wheels, I think damn, that’s nice!

 

[DylanM]

I saw "maul" instead of "mall" and was expecting a bear in the bed of a Gladiator. This was better.

I was half expecting to see some new iteration of monster eyes & teeth grill... this is sooooo much better.

 

[MoabRat]

Thats the best thing I’ve read on the internet in quite a while. Thank you.

 

[Vincent]

Every time you post pictures of that thing with those white wheels, I think damn, that’s nice!

Same!

 

[Stingray 5517]

That's a great story, made me laugh . I attempted to help a delivery driver and local deputy this week. The road was blocked and traffic was backing up.The delivery driver had drove off of the road and his vehicle was in the ditch partially over an embankment. I was going to save him a tow bill and he said that if he had to be towed that his company would fire him. While I was winching him out he turned his wheels the wrong way and the van shifted and started to turn over. I stopped and disconnected and the deputy called a wrecker . Everybody can't save the day like you did good job and great looking rig.

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