Flyin6
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I see that the US Armee is buying a crap ton of modified Colorados to use as light infantry vehicles. The modified Colorado features almost no body panels, all the ZR2 gear, stock axles, and a hefty roll cage.
Where was Jeep during this testing? In my view, a beefed-up Gladiator with a diesel would have been a better troop transport. I watched a video of the Colorado negotiating terrain with many instances of a wheel hanging precariously in the air, as you would expect with independent suspension. The Jeep platform would behave much better with its live axle.
It's a big miss in my opinion especially when you consider who will be driving those things...Grunts! For some reason, when young men join the military, they revert to the "Completely stupid" mode. You see things you never would expect to happen with them regularly.
A couple of examples: Flying Chinooks in the 101st, once, I delivered a sling-loaded HMMWV to a flat field, set it down, then landed nearby and let the grunts out. The driver gets into the vehicle and drives it right off a cliff! Another time, a buddy of mine is flying at 500 feet with another HMMV hanging below. The crew chief lying on the floor looking out the "Hell-hole" at the dangling vehicle decides to start fiddling with the emergency cargo hook release lever...Guess what happened.
And the stupid new-guy thing seems to be universally true. Talking to a frustrated Marine sergeant once in Kandahar, I asked him what was bothering him. He answered, "My two new privates." (At least I think he called them privates) He continued, "I swear if you lock those two idiots in a room with two steel balls, and come back in an hour, one steel ball will be missing, and the other one will be broken, and neither Marine will have any idea what happened!"
Where was Jeep during this testing? In my view, a beefed-up Gladiator with a diesel would have been a better troop transport. I watched a video of the Colorado negotiating terrain with many instances of a wheel hanging precariously in the air, as you would expect with independent suspension. The Jeep platform would behave much better with its live axle.
It's a big miss in my opinion especially when you consider who will be driving those things...Grunts! For some reason, when young men join the military, they revert to the "Completely stupid" mode. You see things you never would expect to happen with them regularly.
A couple of examples: Flying Chinooks in the 101st, once, I delivered a sling-loaded HMMWV to a flat field, set it down, then landed nearby and let the grunts out. The driver gets into the vehicle and drives it right off a cliff! Another time, a buddy of mine is flying at 500 feet with another HMMV hanging below. The crew chief lying on the floor looking out the "Hell-hole" at the dangling vehicle decides to start fiddling with the emergency cargo hook release lever...Guess what happened.
And the stupid new-guy thing seems to be universally true. Talking to a frustrated Marine sergeant once in Kandahar, I asked him what was bothering him. He answered, "My two new privates." (At least I think he called them privates) He continued, "I swear if you lock those two idiots in a room with two steel balls, and come back in an hour, one steel ball will be missing, and the other one will be broken, and neither Marine will have any idea what happened!"
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