So tempted to get a pair of GIANT WIRE NUTS

[BourbonRunner]

I've saran wrapped cars and whatnot but the absolute best was when we went to Argentina and stuffed a 12" vibrating dong into one of our buddies carryons. Fortunately TSA thought it was funnier than hell.

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[AmishMike]

Reminds me of the movie PCU
They mention putting dog treats in his luggage and the drug dogs going nuts.

 

[Rusty PW]

I've saran wrapped cars and whatnot but the absolute best was when we went to Argentina and stuffed a 12" vibrating dong into one of our buddies carryons. Fortunately TSA thought it was funnier than hell.

ZDayZ is a big meeting for the Nissan Z cars. Used to be held at Fontana Lodge at the Tail of the Dragon. One year, someone went around and was sticking dildo's on the hood of cars. Either they got the dildo's for free, or they spent a boat load of money for them. There were over a hundred of them. All 12"er's with suction cup bottom.

 

[BourbonRunner]

ZDayZ is a big meeting for the Nissan Z cars. Used to be held at Fontana Lodge at the Tail of the Dragon. One year, someone went around and was sticking dildo's on the hood of cars. Either they got the dildo's for free, or they spent a boat load of money for them. There were over a hundred of them. All 12"er's with suction cup bottom.

That is a level of troll that I would aspire to.

 

[djthumper]

I knew people were printing those wire nuts but I didn't think anyone would open an Etsy store to sell them. That is a lot of time and filament to print for the large ones.

 

[Minty JL]

Moral of the story.......be the biggest dildo at the party????

 

[ZeeJay]

Have to be cautious with inflatable people now….its 2024 and the inflatable person would have to obviously be non binary and gender neutral and clearly identify as a “non clean energy-non renewable/petroleum product”

I like to put zip ties, like the heavy 1/4” ones on drivelines, it’s fun to watch peeps freak out and stress over that noise.

 

[Minty JL]

Have to be cautious with inflatable people now….its 2024 and the inflatable person would have to obviously be non binary and gender neutral and clearly identify as a “non clean energy-non renewable/petroleum product”

I like to put zip ties, like the heavy 1/4” ones on drivelines, it’s fun to watch peeps freak out and stress over that noise.

Or some extra stick on wheel weights for a cheap giggle

 

[Rusty PW]

Have to be cautious with inflatable people now….its 2024 and the inflatable person would have to obviously be non binary and gender neutral and clearly identify as a “non clean energy-non renewable/petroleum product”

I like to put zip ties, like the heavy 1/4” ones on drivelines, it’s fun to watch peeps freak out and stress over that noise.

A styrofoam cup stuck between the brake caliper and the rim.

 

[ZeeJay]

A styrofoam cup stuck between the brake caliper and the rim.

I worked with a kid training him, hated is cocky-know it all ass. One of the shortfalls of being a tenured journeyman of my trade you get tasked with this shit. Anyway couldn’t stand this little 19 year old asshole, so I shoved not one but two 1/2 nuts inside the dust shield in the brakes. He drove around for three days like that with all these theories up to he was pretty sure it lost cam bearings. I was amazed the nuts actually stayed in there for three days. Day four he was pissed and not talking, how he figured it out I don’t know but he did. He didn’t last long after that, this job takes a level of intelligence he just wasn’t capable of.

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