Worst Trends?

[BourbonRunner]

For those of you unfamiliar with Brodozers, they are typically full-size trucks lifted to the point of being impractical and often with cheap spacer/long shackle kits that adversely affect handling and performance. They typically have larger-diameter chrome or blacked-out rims wrapped in comically low-profile mud-terrain tread tires (usually Nitto). They often feature stupidly long drop-hitches that would make towing a trailer a nightmare (fortunately the hitch ball has never been used), and various eBay accessories. Bonus points for massive diesel exhausts that could swallow a basketball.

Most often seen at the local supplement shop, vape stores, gas stations selling Monster energy drinks, and anyplace that carries Tapout shirts.

They are never seen off road or doing anything close to actual "truck" work. Bonus points for the trucks with the Bluetooth front driveshaft because the owner can't figure out pinion angle and is too cheap to buy a driveshaft that won't bind.

Examples include the following:

See also: "Small Dick Energy"

A fine description, good sir.

I'd like to present the Brodozer's Southeastern cousin: The Carolina Squat.

Equally as stupid and possibly twice as dangerous. Fortunately this fine gentleman of culture is doing his part by buying them and wrecking them so they can no longer roam freely.

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[NvrGvUp]

The worst is the "need to know"

Angry grilles?
Ducks?
Brodozers?
Yeti stickers?
Which is worse, I need to know . . .

Let it go!

 

[OVERLORD]

For those of you unfamiliar with Brodozers, they are typically full-size trucks lifted to the point of being impractical and often with cheap spacer/long shackle kits that adversely affect handling and performance. They typically have larger-diameter chrome or blacked-out rims wrapped in comically low-profile mud-terrain tread tires (usually Nitto). They often feature stupidly long drop-hitches that would make towing a trailer a nightmare (fortunately the hitch ball has never been used), and various eBay accessories. Bonus points for massive diesel exhausts that could swallow a basketball.

Most often seen at the local supplement shop, vape stores, gas stations selling Monster energy drinks, and anyplace that carries Tapout shirts.

They are never seen off road or doing anything close to actual "truck" work. Bonus points for the trucks with the Bluetooth front driveshaft because the owner can't figure out pinion angle and is too cheap to buy a driveshaft that won't bind.

Examples include the following:

See also: "Small Dick Energy"

Wow, was I off the mark, I thought this was a blowdozer .....

 

[Mightytalldude]

Wow, was I off the mark, I thought this was a blowdozer .....

That's a million times better than this. Saw this in Colorado in October.

 

[AmishMike]

@Mightytalldude um, originally yes it did. In Europe it still does. There is a reason why it is called a headlight dimmer not brightener. You dim them around other vehicles. That light indicates that your main beams are on.

@Wheelin98TJ here in Pa. They are ticketing for having the hitch in with no trailer. They mess up safety systems like air bag sensors, crumple zones etc. in an accident

 

[ZeeJay]

What's the worst?

Angry grilles?
Ducks?
Brodozers?
Yeti stickers?

I need to know

-Angry grills
-Bed racks including all the mounted accessories such as but not limited to propane tanks, ubiquitous rotopax containers, shovels, handyman jacks, tents and recovery boards.
-Steel bumpers front and rear with a winch
-Killer super bad sliders
-Radios galore inside cab
-8 different types, styles and lengths of LED lighting.
-flat black tuner wheel.

Disclaimer* aside from angry grills and tuner wheels if it’s wheeled and those other items are used or have a use, if it is paint wear, rock chips in the wheel wells(road construction does not apply), damage and bent things underneath, mud and weeds stuck in places where it will never come out before mentioned items do not apply because it’s a Jeep and is used as such. If the underside of Jeep is in better condition than the average Honda Civic but looks like a YouTube rock crawlers wet dream, then your wife needs a new husband or perhaps you need a new husband, what ever the case may be. You should cease and desist any further operation and release it from duty by trading it on a Ford Escape Hybrid. IF Jeep is better condition than the aforementioned Honda Civic BUT it is not pretending to be a YouTube Rock Crawler then that is perfectly acceptable.

 

[Mightytalldude]

@Mightytalldude um, originally yes it did. In Europe it still does. There is a reason why it is called a headlight dimmer not brightener. You dim them around other vehicles. That light indicates that your main beams are on.

@Wheelin98TJ here in Pa. They are ticketing for having the hitch in with no trailer. They mess up safety systems like air bag sensors, crumple zones etc. in an accident

I'll remember that when I travel in Europe.

 

[BourbonRunner]

-Bed racks including all the mounted accessories such as but not limited to propane tanks, ubiquitous rotopax containers, shovels, handyman jacks, tents and recovery boards.
-Steel bumpers front and rear with a winch
-Killer super bad sliders
-Radios galore inside cab
-8 different types, styles and lengths of LED lighting.
-flat black tuner wheel.

I know the type. They run around town with all their gear hanging off for clout. You don't need to keep your color coordinated Chinesium traction boards on your truck for your daily highway commute.

 

[ZeeJay]

I know the type. They run around town with all their gear hanging off for clout. You don't need to keep your color coordinated Chinesium traction boards on your truck for your daily highway commute.

Yep those are the ones. We have Rangers, Tacomas, JL and JTs. The flat billed hat gang is strong

 

[wachuko]

Stupid Salt Life stickers too

Well... f*!! Looks like I need to remove mine! SOAB!!

 

[Jteakus]

Jeep selling THE most modified vehicle on the planet which is encouraged by the dealer and HQ in marketing but denying warranty for any reason they can find.

 

[Jchap1987]

Any wheel over an 18

 

[Jay79]

ALL that Fab Four Grumper Sh!t...and anything else going on in this pic.

 

[Treader]

That costs more than $4k and he probably doesn't use it as much.

 

[AmosMoses]

Rock lights and movie themed jeeps....also holiday decorations. So cringe.

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