BearDog
Well-Known Member
- First Name
- Johnnie
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2020
- Threads
- 53
- Messages
- 331
- Reaction score
- 586
- Location
- By God, Texas
- Vehicle(s)
- '20 Sport Max Tow. '20 H2SXSE+. RV-4 Airplane
- Occupation
- Machine Shop Manager
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My typical Saturday...
I jump in my truck and fire up that dino piss drinking sucker. I drive to the corner store and top it off with more dino piss. I put dino piss in the two 5 gallon red jugs, put less refined dino piss in the two yellow 5 gallon jugs. I fire up that truck and drive back home. I put the dino piss from the red jugs into my riding mower and weedeater. I put the dino piss from the yellow jugs into my tractor. I spend all day burning all that dino piss while drinking Shiner Bock after Shiner Bock, that was trucked to the corner store by a bigger dino piss drinking truck. Sunday comes...I jump in my dino piss drinking truck again and make the 220 mile round trip taking the wife to the beach to drink more Shiner Bock...that was trucked to the store by another bigger dino piss drinking truck. Get close to home in the evening, but stop at the same corner store to fill up my dino piss drinking truck again so I can go to work Monday morning...at a company that machines parts mainly for the dino piss industry.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
My typical Saturday...
I jump in my truck and fire up that dino piss drinking sucker. I drive to the corner store and top it off with more dino piss. I put dino piss in the two 5 gallon red jugs, put less refined dino piss in the two yellow 5 gallon jugs. I fire up that truck and drive back home. I put the dino piss from the red jugs into my riding mower and weedeater. I put the dino piss from the yellow jugs into my tractor. I spend all day burning all that dino piss while drinking Shiner Bock after Shiner Bock, that was trucked to the corner store by a bigger dino piss drinking truck. Sunday comes...I jump in my dino piss drinking truck again and make the 220 mile round trip taking the wife to the beach to drink more Shiner Bock...that was trucked to the store by another bigger dino piss drinking truck. Get close to home in the evening, but stop at the same corner store to fill up my dino piss drinking truck again so I can go to work Monday morning...at a company that machines parts mainly for the dino piss industry.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

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