They already have hats that show how crazy they are.I’m going to start selling tinfoil hats to boomers.
This is my most likely scenario. The wife and I have sex, drink, and enjoy the scenery everywhere we go. I remember Alex Jones talked about smart TV’s watching you then a year later Toshiba admited to it and warned of hacking. I decided to get new underwear.
I've been telling people this for years, and the usual response is either "idc, it's easier than going on my phone or computer to do it" or "nah, they don't do that..."I actually put Alexa in the microwave after she felt compelled to comment on our passionate discussion then found the files on Amazon of everything she records and deleted them.![]()
“Years” is correct too.I've been telling people this for years, and the usual response is either "idc, it's easier than going on my phone or computer to do it" or "nah, they don't do that..."
Alexa got tossed in the trash can one night after she said something about the conversation the wifey and me were having. Out of nowhere, she said "that wasn't nice" Wifey looked at me, and me looking back at her. I said that's it. Grabbed Alexa and tossed her ass in the trash can.This is my most likely scenario. The wife and I have sex, drink, and enjoy the scenery everywhere we go. I remember Alex Jones talked about smart TV’s watching you then a year later Toshiba admited to it and warned of hacking. I decided to get new underwear.
I actually put Alexa in the microwave after she felt compelled to comment on our passionate discussion then found the files on Amazon of everything she records and deleted them.![]()
My wife jokingly told me she was going to slap me one night. Alexa chimed in with something about violence not being an answer, and that she should seek professional anger management.This is my most likely scenario. The wife and I have sex, drink, and enjoy the scenery everywhere we go. I remember Alex Jones talked about smart TV’s watching you then a year later Toshiba admited to it and warned of hacking. I decided to get new underwear.
I actually put Alexa in the microwave after she felt compelled to comment on our passionate discussion then found the files on Amazon of everything she records and deleted them.![]()